And I'm OUT

Thank God, Ganesh, Buddha, hell, even Jesus Christ. I am finally out of this podunk town.

As it turns out, my very good friend with an amazing apartment in South Beach is going to Bali for the month of July. Her apartment would be sitting empty. I need a sublet. Connect the dots, and you'll find me back in Miami Beach in July, looking for a more permanent housing situation.

Hallelujah. Full-time job or not, this girl is just not meant for a town where only one place sells La Mer and not even one shop carries Manolos.