Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary?

I've not posted about crazy mary in ages. and as far as I know she's not internet savvy. besides, truth is stranger than fiction, always. and as long as you guys don't tell her about this blog—I have an inkling who you are anyway, as not many people, except those men who have, ahem, been intimate with her would jump to her defense—ignorance is bliss. This blog is taking up way too much of my time. I need a break from myself, I have real, actual work to do, so I don't think I'm going to post for a while.