Wally's jig is up. Seeing as how I stopped using the stupid Sherpa bag and have been walking him freely, just like, oh, any other normal dog, I'm not surprised. Alas, he was ratted out in ways of which I am not aware, but I suspect the security guys. I think they probably get kickbacks for being narcs. I mean, how could anyone possibly take offense to this face?
Anyway, I was planning on driving him back to the 'rents house this weekend so he could avoid the whole moving ordeal. After I returned from Jax a couple weeks ago with Wally in tow and told my realtor-friend, he responded with this humorous e-mail:
"I hear someone singing
Reunited and it feels so good
This breakup we had
Has left me lonely and sad
But we’re reunited, hey hey"
And then today, upon me telling him that the way in which Wally was caught was nothing dramatic--for he has since become a loyal reader and expects nothing less than high drama from moi--responded:
"I pictured the condo emperor running you down as you sauntered out with that oversized LV puppy purse. 'What whimpering...oh that?...um, that's my cellphone...got to go!"
D. I think you may have missed your calling as a writer or something;) Although I'm sure a sense of humor comes in handy in your line of work.
Check out today's Fashionosophy; I actually managed to post something. Or nothing. Eye of the beholder and all that.
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